Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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