is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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