do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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