So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
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I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
there is puke in my bra ... again
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