I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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She even gives head with a lisp.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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