In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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