i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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