help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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