i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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