next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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