i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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