the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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