So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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