She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
this will be a night to untag.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Randomize
