3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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