Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It's official drugs can't kill me
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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