YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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