She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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