Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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