I got chris browned last night
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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