my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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