spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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