how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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