found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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