You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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