He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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