The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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