...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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