Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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