i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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