Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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