So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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