i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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