piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
