you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I had to cum in my sink.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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