? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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