I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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