I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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