What a fucking waste of an outfit
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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