what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
