so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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