I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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