Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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