he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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