belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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