So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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