you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
