Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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