we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Randomize
