Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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