Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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