Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex