the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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i used baking grease as lip gloss
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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